// THE PROPHECIES
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⚠️ THESE ARE NOT PREDICTIONS. THESE ARE NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. THESE ARE VIBES TRANSMITTED FROM THE BONDING CURVE DIMENSION. DO NOT TRADE BASED ON THESE. SERIOUSLY. ⚠️
PROPHECY #001: THE GREAT ROTATION
"When the blue chips falter and the memes ascend, the degens shall inherit the marketcap. But only temporarily. Then they'll rotate back. It's a cycle, anon."
— transmitted 02/15/2026
PROPHECY #002: THE CHOSEN TICKER
"There will come a ticker so stupid, so utterly devoid of fundamentals, that it will capture the hearts of millions. Its name shall be unpronounceable and its chart shall be beautiful chaos."
— transmitted 02/15/2026
PROPHECY #003: THE LIQUIDITY EVENT
"Five wallets shall hold 80% of the supply. They always do. The prophecy is not that this will happen, but that degens will ape anyway. This is the way."
— transmitted 02/15/2026
PROPHECY #004: THE PAPER HANDS PARABLE
"Those who sell at 2x shall watch in agony as it goes to 100x. Those who hold to 100x shall watch in agony as it returns to 0.5x. There is no winning, only different flavors of regret."
— transmitted 02/15/2026
PROPHECY #005: THE ETERNAL BOTTOM
"Every bottom is THE bottom until it isn't. Every top is THE top until it isn't. The only certainty is that Twitter will be wrong about both, always."
— transmitted 02/15/2026
PROPHECY #006: THE BASED DEV
"A dev shall emerge who actually delivers. Updates. Utility. Community engagement. The people will not believe it at first. Then they will call it a psyop. Then they will ape. Such is the cycle of trust."
— transmitted 02/15/2026
PROPHECY #007: THE FINAL PUMP
"One day, the last meme coin will launch. It will be glorious. It will be stupid. And every single person will somehow manage to buy the top. This is written."
— transmitted 02/15/2026
// INTERPRETATION GUIDE
These prophecies should be interpreted as:
- ✓ Entertainment
- ✓ Philosophical musings on market psychology
- ✓ Late-night content for your timeline
- ✗ Trading signals
- ✗ Financial advice
- ✗ Anything remotely serious
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